There are Cops marathons all the time.
Men like Cops marathons.
I leave shoes everywhere, he leaves glasses everywhere.
I enjoy waking up in the morning after Eric has already left for work. It's like waking up to a mystery called, "What Did Husband Eat for Breakfast?"
It's not who has the remote--it's who has the laptop.
Apparently, not everyone considers country music videos on CMT "good TV." Shocker.
Dishes can be big fight instigators.
"Husband groceries"--things you pick up so that man will eat. My list: Poptarts, cereal bars, frozen pizzas and chips. Oh, how could I forget the Gushers?
I will always win....at Scrabble.
I will never win....at wrestling.
I don't care if we're married, if you tickle me, I will still hurt your face.
Husbands have their limits. Ex. The Vow--date night. Titanic 3D--take myself on a date.
"I'm gonna have some ice cream." (translated) "I'm gonna eat a tub of ice cream."
His side of the closet--my convenient pajamas.
......Stayed tuned for more gems of marital knowledge.